gregory for dummies part quatre

G201

• i am fair to the unfairly treated
• i am merciful to those shown no mercy
• i exalt the humble
• i humble the exalted
• i defend those unable to defend
• i destroy those who destroy
• i protect those who protect
• i join the losing team
• i laugh at those who laugh at
• i guess that explains why i laugh to myself alot
• i think cool people are weird
• i think weird people are cool
• i think im too cool for school
• no seriously
• i turn left when told to turn right
• i turn right when told to turn left
• i continue when told to stop 
• i stop whenever i please
• i murder people who tell me what to do
• i make my own rules and i abide by them strictly
• i cant listen to people who cant convince me
• i listen intently to people who have convinced me once
• i am stubborn to people i cant listen to
• i am open minded to people i can listen to
• i laugh at jokes that nobody laugh at
• i am annoyed by jokes that everyone laughs at
• i am ignorant of the praised
• i praise the unpraised
• i deny praise requested
• i give praise rarely
• i suddenly feel like eating braised duck
• i appreciate people who dont give a fuck
• i dont give a fuck about people who dont appreciate
• i think people who appreciate are nice people
• i am nice to nice people
• i am scum to scum
• i invest my everything into nice people
• i dont even say hello to scum
• i am rude to you because you are a rude person
• i am nice to you because you are a nice person
• i dont talk to you because you dont talk to me
• i might not talk to you even if you talk to me
• i might talk to you if you try talking to me when im not asleep
• i retreat into my head when i am bored. to most people it has the same effect as me being asleep.
• i dont mind staying there because the voices keep me company
• i cannot bring you there with me because once i unplug you from the matrix, i cannot plug you back in

thats it for today, kids. good luck for your upcoming exams. hey who's that sleeping at the back of the class?