gregory for dummies part trois / misunderestimated part trois

Lesson G301

• im not lazy: im a thinker of ways, not a doer of jobs.
• im not lacking in initiative: if i do, im a finisher of duty not a starter of new works.
• im not a judger: im a fixer of broken things, not a creator of brand new ones.
• im not rude: im a supporter of levity not a coward of political correctness.
• im not aggressive: im a leaky kettle, not a perfect pressure cooker.
• im not distrustful: im a skeptic, not a subscriber of naivete
• im not disrespectful: im a campaigner for meritocracy, not a confucianist.
• im not dirty-minded: im a lover of controversy, not a rabid fan of regular jokes.
• im not gay: i have smooth legs, but i didnt wax them. norly. srs!
• im not a fallen christian: im a disillusioned churchwenter, not lucifer. (for pete's sake)
• im not girly: im a connoisseur of all good television, not just an enjoyer of korean dramas.
• im not weird: im a special guy, not a kuku who only smiles to himself.
• im not racist: im somebody willing to joke about minorities, not prance around as if they are minefields because they arent.
• im not funny: im fucking hilarious.
• im not in denial: im an introspector of reality, not a dreamer of ideals.
• im not fucked up: oh wait, i am..

dont you wish you were too? goodnight, kids!