- man, why are all the teams so defensive score something already damnit
- the cape town stadium looks so cool. singapore will never have something like that. maybe we'll build one in sentosa but then the dumbass govt will charge 100$ entry fee to locals.
- hey howd they make those cool green lines in the football pitch?
- hey howd they make those cool green squares in the football pitch?
- hey i feel like ordering mac delivery.
- wow the average age of the german team is 25. ill be like 26 during the next world cup. im such a failure!
- eh podolski youre having such a bad day. but your name sounds cool so youre ok, buddy.
- not as cool as what im going to name my son: SCHWEINSTEIGER. omg schweinsteiger i cant stop saying schweinsteiger... SHHHVYYYYNSTYYYY GAHRRRRRR.
- german coach guy has cool mop hair. reminds me of sandy cohen from the oc. you know a team is good if the coach is so dedicated that he doesnt have time to cut his hair.
- my sister says she feels like wearing green socks now. well u know what, world cup is the only place where u can get away with wearing light green socks
- green serbia looks like a bunch of grasshoppers
- too bad germany still cant score goals. howd they get beaten by serbia?
- oh right they were playing 10v11. i did not know that Red Card meant you totally lose one player and get no substitute. i understand now. i know football now. actually no i dont.
- the referee was such a PAP, so many whistleblows and yellow cards. fierce guy.
- i like it when players spit on the grass. cos i know how disgusting it is to have to swallow saliva thats full of bubbles. pui.
- that united states coach looks like a bloody drill sergeant. and everytime the camera cuts to his bench i see him spitting. like ok--youre not even running why do u need to spit. stupid hooligan.
- hey united states your goalkeeper looks like a dummy when he has his hands on his knees and he just follows the ball with his eyes as it flies into the net he's supposed to block. hahaha noob.
- hey united states why do you have a guy in your team called Demerit. does he get a lot of fouls?
- Schweinsteiger, baby. Schweinsteiger.
- i stayed up to 2am lying around doing nothing in bed cos i couldnt sleep. i went to watch england v algeria. my subconscious wanted it so.
- usually teamplayers dont sing their national anthem but the england team was like shouting it. so patriotic. even i stood up and sang GOD SAVE THE QUEEEEEEEN
- what? prince harry and william? no wonder the team is singing so proudly.
- PRINCE WILLIAM YOU WERE SO HANDSOME WHY ARE U BALDING SIR?
- prince harry you were never handsome sorry sir.
- omg david beckham is in the building! holy shit!!
- uh..WHAT WAYNE ROONEY?! omfg you are losing hair too oh the travesty! why do you keep slipping and falling
- AHAHAH PETER CROUCH you alien stick insect guy! wow where are all these oldies coming from. football's so nostalgic this time...
- man, im fucking old.
- schweinsteiger, man. fuckin' schweinsteiger.
- beckham you have sexy eyebrows man. and why are u dressed like that. are you going for GQ photoshoot after the match?
- which reminds me. german coach-sandy cohen-lookalike and your assistant coach..i like your cardigan it looks comfy.
- and your german team jersey is so cool max. the font is awesome.
- england team jersey's font is Helvetica Light?
- my sister says their jersey is so cool, you can wear it to Orchard Road. which makes me wonder about the coolness of Orchard Road.
- walao eh, 0-0 again. sian jit pua. ohnoes channel my ahbengz hokkienz.
see i have so much shit to talk about. i bet id make a good football commentator. well maybe not. fuck it. Schweinsteiger.
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