coke coke coke

so its last friday and mum comes home from work with goodies and stuff and opens the fridge and she assplodes from the kitchen

"GREEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG!"

"What."

"What 'what'.? I come home never call mummy ah?"

"Orh. Mummy."

"Why you buy Coke again ah? I told you to stop buying Coke right? Buy your stupid Coke put here in the fridge then no space to put anything."

"No space cos you got 30 avocadoes inside."

"NO!" (most matter-of-fact NO ever) "Your stupid Coke block the whole fridge. I keep telling you don't buy Coke. So much sugar all sugar sugar. LOR SI, know, really."

"WAH LAO EH Coke Zero® la no sugar la..."

"NONSENSE!"(again said with such conviction that i was convinced for 1 second) "Coke Coke Coke everytime Coke. Diabetes then you know!"

"Coke Zero® la no sugar la sweet la but no sugar la bo nao ehhh..."

"Simi bo nao. Li ka bo nao ah." (we both start to laugh)

"Noooooo shuuuuuugerr...noooo shuuuggerrr."

"Stop buying your stupid Coke."

"Coke Coke Coke?"

"Yah. You and your Coke Coke Coke."